Hello all, Tokaro here to fill your ears with non-sequiter's and menila garbage that you the reader need not ingest however you're a sado-masochistic kitty who loves it rough. Anyway, today's rant is about Tite Kubo, Mr. Bleach himself. If you're not familiar with the series, it's an over drawn DBZ with swords and massive tits to draw viewers who cover their love of Bleach with the famous "the bad guys are white and the good guys wear black! that's so artistic!" NO IT'S NOT! nothing artistic about Bleeech! I wish a certain BAXTER still did comics so he could tell the public why Bleach is so bad instead of me.
"There's a penis under there" ------------------------->
Bleach sucks because it thinks it's great. That's it, it's walks down the same formulaic path all shonen shows go down but it thinks it's bringing something new to the table, it isn't. Swords? Rurouni Kenshin. Ghosts? Shaman King. Bad jokes? Bo-Bo-Bo...
Bleach has one thing going for it and one thing only... link
A pair of massive tits with a woman attached named Rangiku. Is she interesting? No. Is she funny? No. Is she even hot? No not really. Bleach fans think a woman is desirable if her tits have troube staying level and she looks like...well a crocadile. Kubo has this wierd style where he draws wide but slender mouths when a girl is in a evil smile moment. He also draws big full lips when they act sexy like with Nell, the little girl who turned out to be...oh I dunno A GIRL WITH BIG TITS! TITS! TITS! TITS!
Well, that's all I can really see in the value of Bleach, tits. Sorry but it's not original, it's not cool, it's just generic shonen action with boobs. You want boobs? WATCH SOME PORN! at least the story is intended to be thin and you can whack off to it. So enjoy waiting another 300 episodes for Zaraki (aka Sagat) to find out his sword is named Fred and kill the universe or for Rukia to actually do something.
Oh, and hey...here ya go Bleach fans!
I love when I get smothered to death in some whore's clevage, mmm smother fetist! let me lick dem hot tits, just put a bag over the face, I'll pretend your like....Mamiya or something.
"She took the bad acid"
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