You may not know this but I have a huge boner for West Coast 3s and shit. Today's blog is a interview/ expose on Family Fun Arcade from the perspective of I Celph Divine aka Celph-Destruct. Enjoy.
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TokaroCross (07:13:14 pm): hey
absotivelyjive (07:13:26 pm): hey
absotivelyjive (07:13:28 pm): whats up
TokaroCross (07:13:38 pm): nothing much, you?
absotivelyjive (07:14:47 pm): chillin
TokaroCross (07:14:58 pm): cool cool
TokaroCross (07:15:28 pm): so, tell me...how dope is Sextaro Inoue on a scale from god to god
TokaroCross (07:15:37 pm): note: sarcasm
absotivelyjive (07:15:44 pm): he is probably the worst human being on the face of the earth
absotivelyjive (07:16:01 pm): lol no hes alright
absotivelyjive (07:16:13 pm): hes somewhat of a fast learner
absotivelyjive (07:16:16 pm): and hes good at everything
TokaroCross (07:16:29 pm): except life from what I hear
TokaroCross (07:16:37 pm): that game is tough
absotivelyjive (07:16:39 pm): exactly
absotivelyjive (07:16:42 pm): and tekken
absotivelyjive (07:17:00 pm): but hes good at vf gg mvc2 cvs2 and 3s
TokaroCross (07:17:46 pm): yeah?
TokaroCross (07:17:58 pm): who else is big in the West Coast?
absotivelyjive (07:18:06 pm): hm
absotivelyjive (07:18:11 pm): tons of people
TokaroCross (07:18:25 pm): well that and funny I mean
TokaroCross (07:18:37 pm): I know most of the West Coast players
absotivelyjive (07:18:46 pm): funny
absotivelyjive (07:18:47 pm): hm
absotivelyjive (07:18:56 pm): fanatiq is lolz
absotivelyjive (07:19:00 pm): i love that guy
TokaroCross (07:19:03 pm): haha yeah
TokaroCross (07:19:09 pm): Renic is pretty dope
absotivelyjive (07:19:31 pm): aris the world sc2 champion is the funniest person ive ever met
TokaroCross (07:19:52 pm): tch, I could've been SC2 champ
TokaroCross (07:19:57 pm): I can side-step
absotivelyjive (07:20:11 pm): that game gets a lot of shit
absotivelyjive (07:20:14 pm): but believe me
TokaroCross (07:20:30 pm): I used to be pretty big in Ontario at Soul Cal 2
absotivelyjive (07:20:33 pm): that game is easily
TokaroCross (07:20:39 pm): it's a shame of mine'
absotivelyjive (07:20:44 pm): one of the hardest games to beat someone who is good at it
TokaroCross (07:20:48 pm): now I suck
TokaroCross (07:20:55 pm): yeah man, I hear ya
absotivelyjive (07:21:06 pm): tietyt and aris are best friends
absotivelyjive (07:21:09 pm): both fuckin funny
absotivelyjive (07:21:18 pm): and have both been tournament winners in tekken and sc
TokaroCross (07:21:19 pm): like gimme an example
TokaroCross (07:21:29 pm): of some shit they'd say
absotivelyjive (07:21:33 pm): and were at the world tournament for sc which aris won the singles version
absotivelyjive (07:21:41 pm): i cant think of anything off the top of my head
absotivelyjive (07:21:49 pm): and its all shit youd have to be there to hear
absotivelyjive (07:21:58 pm): its usually always delivery
TokaroCross (07:22:02 pm): word
absotivelyjive (07:22:11 pm): aris told me i was his favorite person the other day
TokaroCross (07:22:22 pm): you?
absotivelyjive (07:22:27 pm): yep
TokaroCross (07:22:32 pm): the Amazing Celph-Man?
absotivelyjive (07:22:36 pm): yep
absotivelyjive (07:22:37 pm): funny thing
absotivelyjive (07:22:42 pm): noone i know or talk to
absotivelyjive (07:22:46 pm): knows i use that name
TokaroCross (07:22:55 pm): really?
absotivelyjive (07:22:58 pm): they all call me by jom or my real name
absotivelyjive (07:23:06 pm): yeah noone has any idea i post on gamefaqs
absotivelyjive (07:23:07 pm): lol
TokaroCross (07:23:10 pm): but it's like establisehd and shit
TokaroCross (07:23:25 pm): well that is something most people avoid letting out
absotivelyjive (07:23:34 pm): jom is more established regarding tekken/mvc2
absotivelyjive (07:23:44 pm): a lot of good mvc2/tekken players know who i am just by name
absotivelyjive (07:23:49 pm): even if theyve never met me
TokaroCross (07:23:57 pm): man, that's cool
absotivelyjive (07:23:58 pm): which is funny about mvc2 cause im not that good
absotivelyjive (07:24:05 pm): but i play with hella good people
absotivelyjive (07:24:10 pm): and they always hype me up like im good
TokaroCross (07:24:17 pm): my buddy Mizuki played Valle in ST without knowing who he was XD
TokaroCross (07:24:24 pm): I fucking laughed
absotivelyjive (07:24:33 pm): thats a good one
TokaroCross (07:24:45 pm): he was like "oh shit, I was playing Valle!?"
absotivelyjive (07:24:46 pm): thats like losing to jason cole in st and being like "who is this scrub"
TokaroCross (07:24:50 pm): he won a match too
TokaroCross (07:25:01 pm): haha yeah man
TokaroCross (07:25:24 pm): dude, do you know Ed Ma?
absotivelyjive (07:25:31 pm): oh yes
absotivelyjive (07:25:37 pm): edma
TokaroCross (07:25:39 pm): get me his autograph
absotivelyjive (07:25:45 pm): that guy sucks so bad
TokaroCross (07:25:45 pm): please
absotivelyjive (07:25:45 pm): lol
TokaroCross (07:25:50 pm): hahaha
TokaroCross (07:25:58 pm): he can be good
absotivelyjive (07:26:06 pm): he always tries to play me in mvc2
absotivelyjive (07:26:06 pm): and gets destroyed
absotivelyjive (07:26:16 pm): when i still played 3s
absotivelyjive (07:26:27 pm): he would get the best of me more than i could beat him
absotivelyjive (07:26:35 pm): but he just did retarded ass shit
TokaroCross (07:26:41 pm): he's a pretty good player
TokaroCross (07:26:47 pm): he's risky
absotivelyjive (07:26:51 pm): ken i used to watch ed vs me and fuckin laugh when i lost to ed
absotivelyjive (07:27:03 pm): like "LOL LOST TO ED MA"
absotivelyjive (07:27:04 pm): lol
TokaroCross (07:27:11 pm): hahaha
absotivelyjive (07:27:14 pm): everyone lost to ed ma
absotivelyjive (07:27:22 pm): but everyone was like "fuck ed ma he sucks"
TokaroCross (07:27:38 pm): man, get me something autographed by him!
TokaroCross (07:27:47 pm): a paper bag, some garbage, anything!
absotivelyjive (07:28:02 pm): unfortunately i havent seen ed in what feels like since last evo
absotivelyjive (07:28:11 pm): i dont ever goto ffa for 3s tournaments anymore
TokaroCross (07:28:22 pm): I'm getting some MB shit signed by Arlieth for my buddy
TokaroCross (07:28:28 pm): fucking Melty Blood
absotivelyjive (07:28:36 pm): lol
TokaroCross (07:28:38 pm): ughh
absotivelyjive (07:28:38 pm): arlieth
absotivelyjive (07:28:42 pm): is so awkward
TokaroCross (07:28:45 pm): yeah
absotivelyjive (07:28:47 pm): i hated losing to him too
TokaroCross (07:28:50 pm): even on PM
TokaroCross (07:28:56 pm): he's pretty awkward
absotivelyjive (07:29:00 pm): he came up to me the other day to run a tekken tournament
absotivelyjive (07:29:02 pm): and he was like
absotivelyjive (07:29:04 pm): stuttering
absotivelyjive (07:29:09 pm): and ask me if i knew where chet was
absotivelyjive (07:29:15 pm): and i was like slow down pal itll be ok
TokaroCross (07:29:22 pm): haha man
TokaroCross (07:29:31 pm): this shit is gold
absotivelyjive (07:29:35 pm): ffa is a funny ass community
TokaroCross (07:29:43 pm): yeah man
absotivelyjive (07:29:44 pm): everyone knows eachother somewhat even if you never even talk
absotivelyjive (07:29:57 pm): ive never even said a word to pyrolee
absotivelyjive (07:30:01 pm): because he looks like a faggot
TokaroCross (07:30:04 pm): TOSF isn't half the community FFA is
absotivelyjive (07:30:05 pm): but i knowhim
absotivelyjive (07:30:07 pm): and he knows me
TokaroCross (07:30:20 pm): tho TOSF has C-Royd
TokaroCross (07:30:27 pm): it's pretty closed off
absotivelyjive (07:30:32 pm): i personally enjoy some c royd
TokaroCross (07:30:35 pm): just dudes playing 3s
TokaroCross (07:30:43 pm): that guy is cool
TokaroCross (07:31:07 pm): man, tell me more about FFA, I'm gonna run a fucking expose
absotivelyjive (07:31:16 pm): what are those brothers names
absotivelyjive (07:31:19 pm): that play 3s
TokaroCross (07:31:22 pm): Chin
absotivelyjive (07:31:25 pm): yeah
absotivelyjive (07:31:26 pm): lol
TokaroCross (07:31:27 pm): Matt and Eric
absotivelyjive (07:31:28 pm): mattchin
absotivelyjive (07:31:31 pm): so fuckin big
absotivelyjive (07:31:34 pm): scary as hell
TokaroCross (07:31:40 pm): beefy dude
absotivelyjive (07:31:51 pm): and in person hes the nicest guy youll ever meet
absotivelyjive (07:31:51 pm): on the forums he'll threaten to kill you though
absotivelyjive (07:31:53 pm): i love that guy
absotivelyjive (07:32:05 pm): he would always hunt me down and try to get me to join 3s tournaments
TokaroCross (07:32:08 pm): hahaha
absotivelyjive (07:32:08 pm): and usually it worked
TokaroCross (07:32:35 pm): my team is getting a sponsor
TokaroCross (07:32:42 pm): some rich GGXX kid
TokaroCross (07:33:17 pm): we 3s players are gonna beast him and persuade him into joining the group
TokaroCross (07:33:32 pm): even though I could pay for next Evo
TokaroCross (07:33:40 pm): I...I just don't wanna
TokaroCross (07:34:02 pm): haha
absotivelyjive (07:34:06 pm): everytime i see aris we talk about next evo
absotivelyjive (07:34:06 pm): and we always goto evo
absotivelyjive (07:34:10 pm): with the same group of people
absotivelyjive (07:34:13 pm): and stay in the same room
TokaroCross (07:34:16 pm): man, we gotta play
TokaroCross (07:34:27 pm): I'll...*sigh* learn Marvel
absotivelyjive (07:34:29 pm): its always me, tietyt, aris, lambo 5, insomnotek and solus
absotivelyjive (07:34:49 pm): with random dudes thrown in
absotivelyjive (07:34:49 pm): like aren, darkadious, token, chetchetty
TokaroCross (07:34:50 pm): nice group
absotivelyjive (07:34:54 pm): yeah its always fun
TokaroCross (07:35:08 pm): so, man, I gotta beast you
TokaroCross (07:35:15 pm): if I'm at Evo
absotivelyjive (07:35:19 pm): last year aris drank a whole bottle of vodka because he said we were all drinking like pussies and he ended up dead in the room at evo
absotivelyjive (07:35:22 pm): for like 2 days
TokaroCross (07:35:39 pm): hahaha, he miss any matches?
absotivelyjive (07:35:43 pm): yep
absotivelyjive (07:35:44 pm): lol
absotivelyjive (07:35:49 pm): he ran to the downstairs restroom
TokaroCross (07:35:53 pm): fucking Vegas
absotivelyjive (07:35:56 pm): like 2 minutes after downing the bottle
absotivelyjive (07:36:01 pm): and lambo 5 ran after him
TokaroCross (07:36:01 pm): that shit is wild!
absotivelyjive (07:36:08 pm): and took pictures of him passed out on the toilet
TokaroCross (07:36:16 pm): hahahaha
absotivelyjive (07:36:18 pm): from over the stall and under it
absotivelyjive (07:36:21 pm): it was classic
absotivelyjive (07:36:30 pm): i drank too much that weekend too
absotivelyjive (07:36:34 pm): while he was dead in the room
absotivelyjive (07:36:35 pm): not moving
absotivelyjive (07:36:38 pm): not opening his eyes
absotivelyjive (07:36:43 pm): we were chillin in the room
absotivelyjive (07:36:47 pm): and i was feeling like shit
absotivelyjive (07:36:50 pm): the room was spinning
absotivelyjive (07:36:55 pm): and i was like fuck this lets geto ut of here
absotivelyjive (07:37:08 pm): i walked halfway down the hall and told insomnotek "i think i need the room key"
absotivelyjive (07:37:15 pm): he gave me that shit knowing why i needed it
absotivelyjive (07:37:17 pm): and i ran so fast
absotivelyjive (07:37:25 pm): projectile vomit for like 10 seconds straight
absotivelyjive (07:37:31 pm): and i turned around and aris was watching me
absotivelyjive (07:37:33 pm): laughing
absotivelyjive (07:37:34 pm): lol
TokaroCross (07:37:36 pm): holy shit
absotivelyjive (07:37:55 pm): he was like "nothing else on earth would get me to get up right now"
absotivelyjive (07:38:18 pm): i felt better after that
absotivelyjive (07:38:23 pm): but i drank a lot that weekend
absotivelyjive (07:38:27 pm): i felt hung over for like 2 days
TokaroCross (07:38:36 pm): man, rough shit
absotivelyjive (07:38:40 pm): yeah
absotivelyjive (07:38:45 pm): it was funny as hell though
absotivelyjive (07:38:50 pm): and i love me the vegas buffets
absotivelyjive (07:38:55 pm): even though the food is always shitty
TokaroCross (07:39:03 pm): so cheap though
TokaroCross (07:39:21 pm): and they have the low light so you can't tell how ghetto the food is
absotivelyjive (07:39:27 pm): haha
absotivelyjive (07:39:28 pm): yep
absotivelyjive (07:39:37 pm): btw you dont have to learn how to play marvel
TokaroCross (07:39:46 pm): thank god
absotivelyjive (07:39:51 pm): i can play 3s/st
absotivelyjive (07:40:12 pm): unfortunately
absotivelyjive (07:40:21 pm): those are the only other 2d fighters i can play nowadays
absotivelyjive (07:40:31 pm): i used to play ggxx reload
absotivelyjive (07:40:37 pm): on keyboard
TokaroCross (07:40:42 pm): yeah I play that a bit
TokaroCross (07:42:03 pm): I don't enjoy it but I play it
TokaroCross (07:42:09 pm): Sol Badass
TokaroCross (07:42:19 pm): and Slayer
absotivelyjive (07:42:25 pm): thats the only character i really learned how to play
absotivelyjive (07:42:33 pm): my main char in ggxx was i no
absotivelyjive (07:42:40 pm): but she was impossible to play on keyboard
absotivelyjive (07:42:48 pm): so i switched to sol
TokaroCross (07:42:51 pm): haha oh god man
TokaroCross (07:42:58 pm): I-no on keyboard
TokaroCross (07:43:09 pm): damn skippy that shit's impossible
absotivelyjive (07:43:20 pm): chem love was hard enough let alone frcing it
TokaroCross (07:44:53 pm): g2g
absotivelyjive (07:45:06 pm): l8r
TokaroCross (07:45:07 pm): fun talking to you, I'm posting this shit btw
absotivelyjive (07:45:16 pm): make sure to edit my name out
TokaroCross (07:45:25 pm): I called you Celph
absotivelyjive (07:45:28 pm): ed ma would hate me
absotivelyjive (07:45:55 pm): and make sure noone im's me
TokaroCross (07:46:08 pm): god man, it's a blog
absotivelyjive (07:46:14 pm): oh
TokaroCross (07:46:16 pm): ed ma ain't reading it!
absotivelyjive (07:46:19 pm): alright thats good then
TokaroCross (07:46:20 pm): haha later
And that's Intervoo wit Ceruph, hope you all liked it, later!
