Sunday, January 20, 2008

Why Unreal Tournament 3 is great and X-Play is X-Gay!

I picked up Unreal Tournament 3 in November for my PS3, it was the shit times 10. I really enjoy the game y'know, I mean multiplayer is always great, nothing like jumping into instant action and the campaign was actually fun (except Warfare). I played UT 3 so much that I forgot how amazing Uncharted was for awhile and set it aside. But then I went to my local EB Games (aka GayStop...get what I did there?) and had a chat with a cashier. I started a conversation about some new titles and brought up UT3, he said X-Play gave it a bad revuuu! I layed into him, now usually I don't go nuts over people having their own opinion but problem was...this guy didn't have his own opinion. I proceeded to say "A bad review, it's an out of 5 system, you can't even tell if 3 is a average or a bad the way they bash games, most of the time Adam Shitsler and Morgan Saggy-Tits Webb bash a game they didn't even play to 75% (I understand if it's Kane & Lynch but I mean, seriously). No, X-Play is not effective, Hardcore Gamer uses a decimal system as does Reviews on the Run. An out of 5 rating system with out decimals or fractions is doomed to fail, a retarded chimpanzee could figure that out (expressing his opinion would be far more challenging given he's a chimpanzee).

After I backed this guy in a figurative corner by bringing up that he didn't even play the game he just tuned in at 7 PM to catch other people's opinions and that his opinion is jaded seeing that he has an entire Halo 3 ensemble on (possibly for dress like a homo day at work). This cat began to mutter and backed away as if I really attacked him. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion however I don't think it's right to steal another person's opinion and claim it as your own. I bet alot of people thought Halo 3 deserved GOTY rather than BioShock. I disagree however, it's your opinion and that's my opinion. I hate X-Play, I hate the writing, I hate the co-hosts, I hate the set however, the show is adored by tons of gamers. Opinions, opinions. Most gamers I've spoken with see UT 3 as an amazing game, some not but that's their opinion...not Adam Sesler's

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