Saturday, January 19, 2008

The Blog of the Future...Today

Hey everyone, I'm Tokaro, I'm a thug. The girlies be all like "Daym Toki, you can have all di fo free!" because I'm a stone cold playa like that y'know. Anyway we're in a new year and Street Fighter 4 has been announced! I know! Street Fighter 4! But alas, neither Dudley nor Makoto will be present to kick ass. Well, I just gotta say, this blog is about me and about fighting games, no emo nonsense here, sorry. I'm just gonna use this blog to rant about stupid crap and post porn most of the time. This blog has zero and I mean zero merit.

Anyway here's a list of stuff that went wrong for me this new year (and I said I wouldn't be emo :P)

  • Grandma had to go to the Hospital
  • I missed the registry date for my college so I have to wait until 2009!
  • Haze got delayed
  • My computer has to be reformatted
  • My Ps3...is a PS3
  • Tekken 6 doesn't come out until December
  • Tekken 6 is broken!
  • GGPO doesn't have XvsSF yet!
  • SSBB got delayed so now I have to listen to SSBB fans piss and moan
  • I suck at Accent Core
  • I missed NEC
  • I don't have a job anymore...
  • I spent way too much money on the Spider-Man Maximum Carnage compilation
  • No arcades where I live
  • Not getting any action
  • Still not a legend on GameFAQs
  • Haven't beaten Uncharted yet
  • PS3 doesn't get Huxley
  • Huxley still hasn't come out
  • The Maxx doesn't have a box set
  • My rap album got denied by Roc-a-Fella

So anyway, more shit to come, tell your girlies to watch out because Tokaro is on the prowl!

-Tokaro

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